Revelations
My mom made me drink it when I had a stomach ache as a kid and it became a habit. Fuck milk.
Ryo dancing to the pussycat dolls
I know there are much more thrilling rides/adventures but this looks right up my alley
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
(Source: waltdisn3y, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
My vote for Rez Reunion 2012 activity
Deadlocks Are Disgusting And Should Only Be Grown When Trapped On A Deserted Island In Attempts To Create Rope In Hopes Of Lashing Together A Raft For The Possibility Of Escape.
| girl: | i kinda like horses. |
|---|---|
| ty: | WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE. |
“That stuff is battery acid. It will boil the ends off your tits”
Side note: Equally hilarious… my grandma’s response “Well I’ll get a large then because mine are useless”
FOR THE RECORD
My Grampa has always been full of fantastically ridiculous old timer sayings but he has Alzheimer’s now so he mixes them all up now. It’s best not to decode them all.
I Guess This Is More Sad Than Funny
A Really Good Looking Blonde Bombshell Strolled Into My Hostel Last Night And Took The Bunk Above Mine. Sometime Throughout The Night, I Am Not Entirely Sure When, She Farted, On Two Separate Occasions.
The Next Morning When She Slithered Down From Her Soiled Perch, She Was No Longer The Hottie I Once Thought I Knew, But Something Different…Something Worse.
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Or just punish them with the ol dutch oven eh Schmules?
(Source: circlingallroundthesun, via vanillya)
